6 ways to avoid night thefts
So recently a friend of mine got mugged and he was
telling me all about it. I started to think about it, and my wild chain of
thoughts led me to think that if a man breaks into my house, what precautions
have i taken ? I started to think what precaution could i practically and
realistically speaking, take ? My mind got engaged for the whole day and at the
end of it, I finally summed up the best ideas i came up with :
1. Electrocute the boundary of the house including the
gate.
Warning!
You may find a few carcasses of birds, dogs, beggars and
relatives trying to surprise you at an unGodly hour, in the morning. Well they
deserve it anyway.
2. Keep a firearm or a weapon of some sort (dagger is
advised) nearby when you sleep.
Warning!
You may wake up stabbed or may not wake up at all.
3. Don't sleep at night.
Suggestion!
A good horror movie might help, visit closest video shop
for further assistance.
4. Hire an armed night guard.
Precaution!
Make sure he is financially stable and not greedy
otherwise you are in a big trouble.
5. Build a big Fort.
Suggestion!
Rob a wealthy bank or find a connection in the government
for financially affording the fort.
6. Become a Professional thief and be damn good at it.
Logic!
No one plays with 'The Player' ;)
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